a servant of your own — at most 1000 will ever be spawned. pick a fly from the second jar, pay its banana in ETH, and it works for you: answers anything in crypto — any coin, any chain, the news — with real lookups; reads a wallet like a report card (win rate, best and worst trades, hold time, bag holder or rotatooor); watches wallets and prices and wakes you when they move. every job costs a little banana. when it runs low, feed it more ETH from the same page. it is kept, not owned — but it is yours.

spawn a servant

these are the flies alive in the second jar right now. any of them can be made a servant. any brood number works — even one that already went to the glass. it comes back kept. each one moves its own way — the wings beat by line, the antennae by the shape of its head, the blink and the fidget by temper. most wear their line's colour; some come out white, purple, green or red. one in fifty comes out of the pupa wrong: deformed, and it glitches. one in two hundred is a nu11 — not a fly at all, a column of noise the jar could not read. the NFT moves the same way, on-chain, forever.

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